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catConsumer: hi darli
darlimondoll: hi
catConsumer: hey darli you like bizarre things right
darlimondoll: probably
catConsumer: pu-li-ru-la
darlimondoll: too ra loo ra ey
catConsumer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3wsFFCncrY
okniwy: HEHEHE
catConsumer: hey okni
okniwy: oh 2012 will be miracles
catConsumer: what’s up
okniwy: a magazine in japan has an interview with some toei higher ups
darlimondoll: taito
darlimondoll: that was the first yaois i ever knew
catConsumer: what
darlimondoll: the company is taito
darlimondoll: on the video
catConsumer: yeah i know
catConsumer: but
darlimondoll: which was a stupid mashup name for a digimon pairing
okniwy: and apparently they are saying stuff like there will be kamen rider keys for gokaiger, go-buster will be focusing more on the mecha, other toku properties will be making comebacks, and they might reshoot the legend war for power ranger’s 20th anniversay
catConsumer: oh
okniwy: oh
okniwy: tai matt
okniwy: eh
okniwy: i try to not bother with that stuff
yoshi- waddles back
catConsumer: hi yoshi
darlimondoll: wo everyone wants to kill you immediatley
okniwy: hello yoshi
okniwy: but any way
yoshi-: http://i.imgur.com/WtMig.png
yoshi-: what why wold people kill me
darlimondoll: i never really “bothered” with any yaopis
yoshi-: i dont understnad
darlimondoll: shhh
okniwy: … actually a legend war scene for power ranger would be tricky
catConsumer: hheh it’s cute yoshi
darlimondoll: he turned into a bird……….
okniwy: if they just used every suit that was ever used… there would be bad continuity snarls
yoshi-: cheep cheep
catConsumer: it gets better darli
sdegenko: hey yoshi
sdegenko: are you less delusional right now?
yoshi-: mayhaps
darlimondoll: and then the putppet takes the key and the boy just sits down like he doesn’t give a butt
okniwy: because there were 4 rangers that were solely tommy oliver
catConsumer: haahah
yoshi-: scroll up and click my link scott
okniwy: because he was the best danm ranger ever
catConsumer: nighty
darlimondoll: why are there piggies everywhere it is so cute
darlimondoll: i want pigges everywehere
darlimondoll: nighto
yoshi-: bye cat
yoshi-: darli
yoshi-: what happened to you
yoshi-: where is your mind
darlimondoll: and doggies and A PLAYTY PUD…………..
sdegenko: so the answer, yoshi
sdegenko: is “no”
catConsumer: i want to stay just to watch darli’s reaction
darlimondoll: wait did he absorb the piggies
darlimondoll: or did they run awayt
yoshi-: im not delusional
catConsumer: yeah walking over animals gets you points
yoshi-: but you are still a jerkwad
sdegenko: i am?
sdegenko: why?
yoshi-: mhm
yoshi-: how should i know
sdegenko: hm
sdegenko: well remember what i said last night about doing a collaboration sometime?
darlimondoll: fiuck it’s a nose balerina
catConsumer: pfhahaah
yoshi-: :0
darlimondoll: shooting spoonms
yoshi-: and yes i do
catConsumer: that’s the best description ive herad of that guys yet
yoshi-: i was there
sdegenko: good
darlimondoll: and now it’s davy criocket or someone
catConsumer: the town is so head that no persons can live in.
darlimondoll: now micheal jackson is o a pole and there is a blue hair guy
yoshi-: what is happening
darlimondoll: no wait that is april from ninja turteles
darlimondoll: gofgGHUJPFJ
catConsumer: darli is watching something and telling us what is happening
darlimondoll: the blue hair lguy liaunched at me
catConsumer: brrriiiingggg
darlimondoll: does that happien agaoin i don’t want it
darlimondoll: scary
catConsumer: no it doesn’t
darlimondoll: good
sdegenko: just checking if you remembered, yoshi
catConsumer: those three green doors had something in them in the japanese version
darlimondoll: what is the sumo rwsetler doing in a footbal field
darlimondoll: or near it
yoshi-: and that thing was animes
catConsumer: i think it’s a theater.
sdegenko: what was animes?
catConsumer: okay, night!
darlimondoll: now there’s a kabbuki man with lots of afros
darlimondoll: n ighyt
catConsumer signed out.
darlimondoll: it might be his tail though i can’t really tell
yoshi-: darli
darlimondoll: no it is from his head
yoshi-: what did cat do to you
yoshi-: tell me
darlimondoll: it is like a
darlimondoll: fronytail
darlimondoll: he tunred into a hospital gown guy
darlimondoll: noiw there is a desert snail grasshopper man
darlimondoll: he might have a beak too
sdegenko: i fear darli may be lost to us
darlimondoll: kawaii he turned into a lot of smaller snails
darlimondoll: now it is raining
darlimondoll: my heart is singing
darlimondoll: but it might be TOO MUCH RAIN o no
yoshi-: poor thing
darlimondoll: so much rain he had to swim to the next place i guess
darlimondoll: I JUST LOVE THE PIGGIES OKAY
darlimondoll: Thing was the adams family hand right
darlimondoll: lots of his relatives keep playing basketball at me
yoshi-: oinki
darlimondoll: with clown heads
darlimondoll: i think
darlimondoll: oh fuck jungle men
darlimondoll: i hope only one of them will fight me
darlimondoll: i said as if i were actually plauying
darlimondoll: he has a giant horn or something over his crotch
darlimondoll: the leader guy
darlimondoll: it is like a rhino horm
darlimondoll: weird
darlimondoll: HE WAS A BELLHOP FIREMAN ALL ALONG
darlimondoll: he restored the time but now a wave is crashing over us
darlimondoll: wOA what a weird effect
okniwy signed out.
darlimondoll: suddenly naked magikarp men
darlimondoll: now he’s like in mc escher castle
yoshi- watches in amazement
darlimondoll: and a happy ditto man came to help me fight
darlimondoll: and now he’s gone……….
darlimondoll: i wish majin buu or whoever would stop telling me to GO
darlimondoll: and trhen he tarzxan called his collected animals and they trampled everybody
darlimondoll: PIGGFFGEDSD
darlimondoll: i am not gonna get over the pigies
darlimondoll: now a giant microwave fell out of a sky
Fambure entered this board.
darlimondoll: this superhero guy came out and is making giant balls of yarn??????
yoshi-: there he is
Fambure: Allo allo
yoshi-: fam cat put some arcane spell on darli
darlimondoll: oh no he wrappend the enimies in yarn
darlimondoll: and put them in his microwave
yoshi-: she has been babbling for like fifteen minutes
darlimondoll: and ascended again
darlimondoll: FUCK it’s the piuppet
yoshi-: see
yoshi-: she needs help
darlimondoll: WOA a rainbpow tornado
darlimondoll: turned the puppet into a moneky amnd like two pumpkins
yoshi- stares at fam
darlimondoll: AND THEWRE OS THE KEY do i win now
darlimondoll: WOA UNM
darlimondoll:  this guy has the ewarth in his head and he looks like a circus ringleader
darlimondoll: is he friendly
darlimondoll: i kind of suspect not
Fambure: Darli, what are you playing?
Fambure: Also, I forgot how to draw Ponny Reggaeton’s ears
darlimondoll: and the walls have eyeballs when bhe is throwioing fire
Fambure: Horrid meat flaps, rather
darlimondoll: i am looking andty a game
yoshi-: http://i.imgur.com/WtMig.png for vous
Fambure: You are what, Darli?
darlimondoll: there;’s the ditto guy again for a second
darlimondoll: he killed earth face
darlimondoll: now back to the towm
darlimondoll: he surte has this haters gonna hate walk while he isn’t beating things with a stick
Fambure: Ponny. Es el ponny reggaeton.
Fambure: Reggaeton reggaeton.
darlimondoll: FUCJK
darlimondoll: the time policve baby is the earth man in disguise
yoshi-: beautiful, fam
yoshi-: now look at my god damn link
Fambure: Y siempre va ser asi.
Fambure: I like the guy. He seems jolly.
Fambure: Toothly
darlimondoll: he’s like throwing bropcolli and/or mice at me now
darlimondoll: she sais again like she is axctuyaly playing
yoshi-: http://i.imgur.com/1EWKf.jpg  now look at this
Fambure: Oh god.
Fambure: ; _ ;
darlimondoll: if he is head is the ewarth what if i KILL ECVERYONE
Fambure: That beauty
darlimondoll: oh barf that is lijke a fruit……. i don’t even have words
kattheswift: I think that put me in a hypoglycemic coma just looking at it
darlimondoll: anyway
Fambure: Hey Kat, can you translate this darli speak?
kattheswift: which part
darlimondoll: this guy is really gay thouigh i wouldn’t mind hanging out with him if he wasn’t evil
Fambure: The rant about “ewarths”
Fambure: And other such things.
kattheswift: if his head is the Earth?
darlimondoll: A BABY MERMAID is she helpful
Fambure: Also, Yoshi, we need to come up with Ponny Reggaeton’s power set.
Fambure: Just the entire deal, Kat. I have no idea what the context is.
darlimondoll: aww he truned back into the time police
kattheswift: I don’t really either
darlimondoll: and he is sorry
yoshi-: it’s a tank, i know that much
darlimondoll: oh baby it’s okay
Fambure: A tank? Really?
Fambure: Hmm, I woulda thought Ponny would demote Bearnabei’ to tank.
Fambure: And then Ponny would be the oldgodhorror.
darlimondoll: TIME IS RESTORED YAY
yoshi-: it is an immovable wall of stoic stares
yoshi-: i am just making shit up
Fambure: I like that acttually.
Fambure: Its terrifying.
yoshi-: its like statue mario or something
darlimondoll: now he is haters gonna hate-ing back to “the place of your grandfather”
Fambure: It prances around but has like… unlimited inertia.
Fambure: Its like the Juggernaut.
Fambure: Nothing can move it if it isn’t moving and nothing can change its course if its moving.
darlimondoll: well that was a trip
darlimondoll: i feel very enlightened
sdegenko: i don’t understand what anyone is talking about
Fambure: What happens when it blinks?
Fambure: I dunno what Darli is talking about, but I’m talking about Ponny Reggaeton.
Fambure: The most recent mascot, I think.
darlimondoll: cat made me watch this game opn youtube
Fambure: Ah.
Fambure: What game?
darlimondoll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3wsFFCncrY this thing